VIRGINS HAVE MORE FUN™ Our products are simple -- we make Virgin Cocktails that are low calorie, low sugar, and enhanced with electrolytes. Simply put: they taste good and you'll feel better after drinking them. Our mission is to become the go-to non-alcoholic option for parties, pre-games, clubs, and concerts by showing people that they don't need to use alcohol as a crutch to tap into their 'fun selves'. DIRTY VIRGO is a satirical rejection of the boring 'virgin drinker' stereotype and an invitation to dance harder, party more, and drink less. DIRTY VIRGO was founded by James & John -- two friends living in New York City with several decades of beverage experience between them.